Jan 12 2009
Golden Globes 2009 ~ the good, the bad and the OMG
So fashion wise, Thursday’s Broadcast Critic Awards was a warm up to last night’s Golden Globes: where the “beautiful people” fight for attention from the “beautiful and talented” stars.
Sans wedding ring (and girdle-less), Ms. Jennifer Lopez opened the night wearing a gold lame dress slit to… well a throw back to her days with Puffy/Diddy/whatever. Now that she has children, Fashiona supposes that she is going for the MILF awards…but there is no such show, darling dearest. Photo Credit: WireImage
Moving on to “the Almost Always Well Dressed”:Beyoncé and Jay-Z looked quite suave together ~ with her rocking Elie Saab and diamonds galore…and Jay wearing his wedding ring for the occasion (Fashiona peeped it later in the show)…how sweet.Photo Credit: WireImage/Granitz
“Lady in red” Eva Longeria Parker has fully redeemed herself from her shameful lampshade dress appearance last year at the Emmys. She is wearing Reem Acra here. Photo Credit: WireImage
Salma Heyek: Now here is a sexy latina…
She is also a new mom and still has her “va va va boom” wearing Bottega Venta without trying too hard.
Photo Credit: Getty Images
In “the OMG…never ever again category“
Alex Wek (even Sis was horrified)…umm why this dress or is it a tunic maybe…oh just try again.
Mickey Rourke: Fashiona is happy for you and your comeback, truly she is, but Liberace wants his suit back.Photo Credit: AP
Drew Barrymore….you are forever banned from further use of Aquanet and must proceed directly to your hair stylist to fix that rat nest those roots.
Photo Credit: AP
Lisa Rianna…clearly you forgot to wear a bra and turn over in your fake and bake session.
Photo Credit: AP
Now to the “Best Dressed”: (drum roll please)
Kiefer Sutherland looked great in his black tux and grey tie. The look is subtle but effectively different. Photo Credit: AP
The “Brunette Barbie and Ken award” goes to Zac and Vanessa.Photo Credit: Getty Images
Mary Louise Parker: Fashiona loves loves loves this dress designed by Carlos Miele.
(Update) Fashiona loved this one too…Eva Mendez in Christian Dior
Kate Winslet looked absolutely fantastic(or smashing in British) in Yves Saint Laurent, from her hair to the cut of her dress and good times she actually won twice last night.
Look out for Fashiona’s coverage for Oscars in High Def… goody gum drops. 
Well I have to agree with you on all counts and am still laughing over some of them however for some reason I didn’t like that dress on Selma Hayek. She’s beautiful but I didn’t think that dress did anything for her. And JLO well she no longer has the body to basically wear almost nothing on the red carpet. Great post.
I am so glad to see that you liked Mary Louise Parker’s dress and Selma Heyek’s dress. I had seen that yahoo’s OMG hated those dresses, but I liked them.
And thanks for posting drew….I hadn’t seen her but I had heard about the hair….oy.
~Kelly
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ps, love the bush counter. I did a happy dance last night realizing it was only a week more of him! WHOOOHOOO!!!!!
I loved the dresses- they were nice.
Lisa did say the F word LOL it made me laugh,, my kids were sleeping
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Well, I think everyone looks great. But some can train the ‘girls’ to stay in a little more. JLo is starting to look like a one trick pony. She can find a new style of dress she got the man of her dreams already. Wear something different to the next awards.