Dec 13 2008
Chicago’s Shadiness vs. New York’s Snarkiness
This week has been quite interesting for those of us who appreciate a bit of snarkiness. I mean who doesn’t…
Although Chicago clearly wins the political scandal award of the week. New York is no virgin to such events. Fashiona remembers clearly where she was when the Spitzer sex scandal broke earlier this year- Ms. Dupree is only about 3 seconds older than his eldest daughter- Of course she is exaggerating but STILL.
This week, Governor Blagojevich’s alleged attempt to sell Obama’s Senate seat is the making of the reality show. Unlike in former Governor Spitzer’s case, Mrs. Blagojevich’s behavior is less like the forlorn wife and more like a mobster’s cunning mistress.
But just remember as juicy as this story is… NY’s Senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton is up for grabs too.
On Thursday, Fashiona was flitting about the city as usual and caught a glimpse of a headline from her subway neighbor’s paper. Fashiona batted her pretty, heavily mascared eyes and Mr. Man actually gave her the page he was reading. How sweet of him, who says New Yorkers aren’t nice.
Anywhoo…this was the eye popping headline: Caroline ‘equals JLO’: Dem
New York Post’s Fredric Dicker’s December 11 article actually compared Jennifer Lopez’s credentials with Caroline Kennedy’s and declared them equally prepared for the US Senate.
JLo is a pretty woman with a stellar wardrobe, sliver of talent and an award winning “seat cushion”.
Photo Credit: Dave Allocca/Startraksphoto
But seriously comparing JLO’s behind with Ms. Kennedy’s Ivy League educated mind is just insulting… to Ms. Kennedy.
JLo on the other hand should be honored by the comparison - she will never, ever ever be lumped in with such blue blood again.
It would be nice for JLo to pass the name of the doctor who injects her Botox to Ms. Kennedy- Just a little lot around the eyes and mouth will do.
J-Lo needs to go to Amsterdam or Paris to get better foundation garments. I’m so sick of seeing her lumps and rolls.
She wears nice clothes, so why doesn’t someone help her find the proper SIZE and Foundations. Just look at the lining in this dress, and the midsection. Nuff said - pull means stretch.
Sounds like a job for the Super Fashiona !
I had a fitting with the woman who designed Helen Miren’s onsie in Amsterdam; and I tell you, I have never worn a bra and panties the same way again.
Yeah, we in Chicago are beyond disgusted. Between our mayor’s crap and now Blagojevich going all Soprano’s on us, we’ve had it.
His wife, Patty, comes from the same type of mob-like political family, so she is all part of the game. She knows it as well, if not better, that her husband.
~Kelly
http://www.30somethingandsearching.today.com/
OMG! Were they separated at birth? LOL